85+ Funny New Day Quotes

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Funny new day quotes. Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it Richard Whately. Discover and share New Day Quotes Funny. - William Arthur Ward. Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. With open arms and endless possibility Steve Maraboli Life the Truth and Being Free. Jesss 5 Best And 5 Worst Relationships. Start the new year off right with these inspiring new years quotes.

Every morning is a chance at a new day. One ought every day at least to hear a little song read a good poem see a fine picture and if it were possible to. People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day. Perhaps a bit more inspirational than most in our list Whately inspires us to get going.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. This new day has greeted us with no rules. Keep that in mind while you put things off in the morning. Its like turning over a new leaf each day.

A day to be sad and a day to be happy. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Marjorie Pay Hinckley. Let these new day quotes inspire you as you start your day.

A day without sunshine is like you know night. Light travels faster than sound. Celebrate the new day with shouts of praise love and grace and with a beautiful smile upon your face. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific.

My highest and my best. We all know Jesss obsession with helping people can get her into some sticky situations but honestly we need more people in this world like Jessica Day who are just always willing to help someone out. Do not dilute the power of this new day with the hardship of yesterday. To daily grow and try to be.

Jess is one of a kind and shes making our day all day long. Everyone just needs ONE day. Looking at each day as a New Day is a positive way to start the day afresh. A day to not worry.

Glen Cook on Wonderful Mornings. With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. New Years Day is every mans birthday. One day to be creative.

Inspirational New Day Quotes. A great friend of mine makes his bed every morning as a signal to himself that today is a new day. To live each day with zest. If you lose time now you might be behind all day.

Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese. Below youll find a collection of wise and insightful new day quotes. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. On the other side of this darkness a new day will slowly dawn.

Every day is a new beginning -. This bright new year is given me. Imagine if we treated each new dawn of each new day with the same reverence and joy as we do each new year. When a new day begins dare to smile gratefully.