24+ Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant

Most are funny but there are a FEW more serioussweet things sprinkled in as well.

Funny quotes about being pregnant. But sometimes thats all you have when you need to get through those long days. Quote for Moms on their 2nd 3rd or 4th pregnancy. A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty Unknown. Everything grows rounder and wider and.

Discover and share Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant. Our most popular baby quotes. Your due date Our family will be growing by two feet. And soon the world shall know with an ultrasound photo.

Doing sketch comedy on live television while pregnant is like wearing a sombrero. Going to work while pregnant can be hilarious as it is but when youre a performer its an extra-special experience according to Amy Poehler. Pregnancy is getting company inside ones skin-Maggie Scarf. There is sim something profound about the bond between a mother and her children.

Being pregnant was the healthiest Ive ever been in my life. This is the last in the funny pregnancy quotes list. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze Ive reached that point in my pregnancy were I no longer want to wear pants Everybody leave me alone. Yes please whine to me about how tired you are today.

Except for the cupcakes. Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. I guess we can all agree motherhood is a full-time job with no option for retirement. The best is yet to come.

Funny Quotes Straight from the Top. Everything is wide while youre pregnant. You can pretend to be a serious person but the giant hat gives you away the actress said in her book Yes Please. Ive had a busy day being pregnant and need to do it again tomorrow.

Your due date And then there were three. See more ideas about pregnancy quotes funny pregnancy humor. Sep 9 2015 - Some really great shares that I had collected and shared with my daughter while she was expecting. A grand adventure is about to begin in birth month and year -Inspired by Winnie the Pooh.

50 sweet funny relatable sleeping baby quotes. Being pregnant is not just about becoming a mommy-to-be. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it Chinese Proverb. Cute Quotes To Announce Pregnancy.

100 best pregnancy quotes 1. Ive been to war. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. These funny pregnancy quotes are all true but only women will know this.

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife -Queen Victoria. If I had a choice I would rather go to war -George W. 100 Best Pregnancy Quotes. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria Its a great thing about being pregnant you dont need excuses to pee or to eat Angelina Jolie Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated Erma Bombeck.

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned medically coaxed or happened by surprise one thing is certain your life will never be the same-Catherine Jones.